7/31/2023 0 Comments Look deeper![]() Try to say more (and post more on social media) obvious stuff that everyone agrees on as if you have discovered the secret of life: “We should really stop beating women to death”, “Men should stop raping women”, “This experience taught me that sniffing heroine is bad for my health”, “The accident taught me that one should drive safely”, and so on. Start by hating everyone and then say that hating people does not make you cool at all. Hating people who do normal things is only half the job the other half is hating people who hate the people who do normal stuff. Try to hate normal things that people do on regular basis, starting from having breakfast as a concept, going to cinemas or watching TV for example. Hating people is important too you have to criticize everyone and hate everything. If you succeeded in posting about each of these topics at least once a week, then you’re on the right track my friend. ![]() There are main 5 topics you have to post about at least once a week: life, coffee, dead actors, the sea and dead musicians. Social Media is a powerful tool for any deep-wanna-be you have to use this tool wisely if you intend to build your reputation as a deep person. Instead of talking, you can always ask “Why” no matter what the conversation is about, “Good morning sir” – “Why?”, “What time is it?”-“why?”, “Did you watch this movie?”-“Why? Why do we watch movies? Why are movies made?” Try as much as possible not to come off as dumb during this process. If you have to talk, you must speak very slowly and say very little. Try not to talk at all just give people the despising look we discussed earlier and remain silent. Try to smile less often, despise people, try to look at them as if you’re the king of Scotland and they’re convicted criminals, make the facial expression you make when you smell a public restroom, and then frown a little more until your face muscles start to hurt. ![]() Frown All the Timeįrowning is a very important trait if you intend to look deep. As being deep is trendy nowadays, here are 7 steps you can follow to look deep even if you happen to have the IQ of a banana: 1. We see deep philosophical posts flooding the social media every day, only a few of which are not just meaningless nonsense. It seems to be a trend in our society, and many others in fact.
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